Now from the Left Coast of the U.S.

Note that the links page has been (sort of) updated, though I'm sure most of them are old enough now that they're lost like sheep in the desert.

NEW WAYS TO REACH ME!!!
Why would you want to, though???

I miss your old (but plentiful) links.

I miss being insulted.

I miss those old BOFH stories.

I miss going to the theatre.

I miss the law (and the law won.)

I miss those tired old dancing babies.

I miss the love.

I miss Bells and

I miss you, ya fat idiot!

Of course, if you stick around for a minute instead of blindly pushing all links, you might enjoy yourself a little more. As my wife says, "Slow down or I'll make sure you never use it again!"

Oh, wait. That's what your wife told me.

I miss people with a sense of humor. Maybe I'll hire one.